But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
#Dominaria planeshift full#
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You are nothing to me but just another target. Until end of turn, creatures you control gain protection from white if you control a Plains, from blue if you control an Island, from black if you control a Swamp, from red if you control a Mountain, and from green if you control a Forest. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Dominarias Judgment: Instant: Until end of turn, creatures you control gain protection from white if you control a Plains, from blue if you control an Island, from black if you control a Swamp. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
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